Mother's Day


www.baratsandbereta.com A digital Mother's Day card. Tucker and Brad show their love for mom by taking a Mother's Day photo... Special thanks to Andrew Weed. We command you to like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com And Twitter Too: www.youtube.com


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Call From Jail


A man makes his one call from jail count. Barats and Bereta Written by Luke Barats Performed by Dan Oster Huge thanks to Dan, check out his comedy at www.youtube.com Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com Subscribe to us on Facebook and Like the heck out of us: www.facebook.com This week's unsolicited advice: stop eating so much junk food, kids.


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Overacting Bullets


Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people. FUN FACT: The guy flying back at 0:46 is Luke, and he dislocated his finger a split second after we cut away from the shot. -------- Barats and Bereta Like us on the Facebook: www.facebook.com Follow us on the Twitter: twitter.com --------- A bunch of people thank on this one. Here goes: Andy Mogren - www.youtube.com Niko Pueringer and Sam Gorski (Corridor Digital) - www.youtube.com Dan Oster - www.youtube.com Aaron Wise Lance Paulin Amanda Barnes Hunter Barnes


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So Smooth


This video is so neat it should be entitled "Felix Unger"... baratsandbereta.com


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Great Pick-Up Lines in Sports


Have you ever wanted to watch two guys recreate pick-up lines that never actually happened? Have you ever wanted those two guys to impersonate famous athletes and sports figures, yet not put any effort whatsoever into costuming or accurate impersonations? And have you ever wanted those two guys to hit on the same girl repeatedly and have her be eerily into it? If so, you should REALLY watch this video! Check out the first installment, "Great Pick-Up Lines in American History" here: www.youtube.com Girl: Melissa Russell - www.youtube.com Dude: Aaron Wise DP: Aaron Massey - www.youtube.com Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com Subscribe to us on Facebook and Like the heck out of us: www.facebook.com apps.facebook.com


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Cubicle War 2006


www.windwardreports.com Two programmers with too much time on their hands...


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Mattress Sale!


All inventory must go! And it's all my fault!!! :D Thankyouthankyouthankyou to THE Andy Mogren: www.youtube.com B&B on Facebook: www.facebook.com B&B on Twitter: twitter.com Music from www.JewelBeat.com


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Jesus Pwn3d U


Jesus saves. And pwns. Special thanks to Tessa Swoboda and Heather Moxcey. And a super-special thanks to the kid in the video, Nick Swoboda, who got tackled from behind 11 times before we got the take we wanted. --------- Here's the link to the original "Jesus Pwn3d U" video in case you feel like watching it with poor resolution for some perverted reason: www.youtube.com


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PC Fratboys


Greek system meets geek system.. www.baratsandbereta.com Show some self-respect and get a PC Fratboys T-Shirt! www.cudaapparel.com NOTE: There seems to be a mini-debate forming over what "PC" means in this instance. Sit down and grab a cup of cocoa because we're about to tell you... When we originally made/named the video we were in college and never expected anyone but our college buddies to be watching this junk. So "PC" was a reference to the "Positive Choice" dormitories on campus that allowed no alcohol/tobacco/etc. All our college buddies understood what it meant, but it turns out there is actually a world beyond your college campus (a common mistake). If we could go back in time and give the video a more universal title, would we do it? Probably. And if we could go back in time and play Little League with our adult bodies, would we do it? ABSOLUTELY.


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To-Do List


GOOD GOLLY there's a lot to accomplish today! The actor in this one is Lee Barats, Luke's little brother. And yes, his face is stuck like that.* As with all of our videos, parents may want to use discretion. Music: "The Birds and the Bees" by Patrick & Eugene *No, his face is not really stuck like that.


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Barats and Bereta Theme Song


In an attempt to rid the public of any questions or confusion surrounding Barats and Bereta, this ridiculous theme song video was created. Enjoy. www.baratsandbereta.com


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A Funny Thing Hand Punned on the Way to the Forearm


Some people thumb their noses at puns. This vid is for the wrist of us. Special thanks to Jackie Johnson, Aaron Wise and Matt Barats! ---------------------- And now, a poem for Ashtar94, the winner of our pun detection contest... ASHTAR94: LORD OF PUNS Part One: The Birth of a Legend The kingdom long suffered beneath Zirpun's rule His methods were cruel and his subjects ate gruel Yet prophecy told of a Child whose wordplay Were matched by no mortal, Zirpun would He slay And yea that day came precisely nine months After five Chuck Norrises mated at once The Child was birthed literate, as foretold in lore And chose His own birth name-- Ashtar94 Part Two: In Fulfillment of the Prophecies Before unleashing His punning barrage He honed His skills quickly via training montage Soon He was vocubularily vast And His mentor deemed Ashtar up to the task Ashtar then struggled internally and Profoundly conversed with the ghost of His dad He worked it all out and made plans for His quest And with His love interest, gratuitous sex Part Three: The Ultimate Boon Ashtar Nine Four took His sword from its sheath And ran through a dragon, a sphinx and a sheep A kraken, a gargoyle, all did He kill To breach Zirpun's lair at the top of the hill The stage was now set for the final showdown 'Tween Ashtar and Zirpun, a punslinger throwdown Zirpun assumed they would battle with words But Ashtar just ran Zirpun through with his sword The End


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HORSE


Barats and Bereta H! O! R! S! E! What does that spell??? (Horse, idiot.) NOTE: Don't drink bleach, kids. It will kill you. Thanks to Andy Mogren www.youtube.com and Aaron Wise! We command you to like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com


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Ninja Rap


Yes I am a ninja... www.baratsandbereta.com Get Limp with Ninja Rap T-Shirt! www.cudaapparel.com


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Foodball


Q: What do you get when you combine America's two favorite pastimes? A: You get NASCAR drivers shooting guns at each other. ...But this video is about baseball and food, so I don't really understand how your question is relevant here... Also, check out "Foodball In Reverse" here: blip.tv HUGE thanks to Andy Mogren, who was far too busy to shoot the vid for us yet went ahead and shot it anyway: www.youtube.com The song used in the vid is called "Street Action" from jewelbeat.com "Like" us on Facebook or we will find you in the night: www.facebook.com Follow us on Twitter or we will find you at whatever time of day is most inconvenient for you: twitter.com


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Hold Me Closer Tony Danza - Scott and Zander's Crazy Night


A clip from something awesome. It's called SCOTT & ZANDER'S CRAZY NIGHT, starring Tony Danza, Barats & Bereta, Matt Walsh (The Hangover, Old School), Cleo King (The Hangover, Pineapple Express), Adam Devine and Blake Anderson (Workaholics), Julianna Guill (Glory Daze), Brett Ernst and Ahmed Ahmed (Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show), and Iliza Shlesinger (Last Comic Standing)


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Completely Uncalled For


Knock knock....


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SKITLETS 6 (Boyfriend, Owl, Kid)


Barats and Bereta What happens when B&B have an idea that isn't meaty enough to warrant an entire sketch? ...A skitlet happens, that's what. Episode Five -Kevin Blows It -The Pretentious Owl -The Kid Who Gets Everything She Wants Special Thanks: Melissa Russell: www.youtube.com Andy Morgan: www.andymogren.com and Hayden! Watch Episode 1 Here: www.youtube.com Watch Episode 2 Here: www.youtube.com Watch Episode 3 Here: www.youtube.com Watch Episode 4 Here: www.youtube.com Watch Episode 5 Here: www.youtube.com And are you on Facebook? So are we. apps.facebook.com And Twitter! www.twitter.com


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Great Pick-Up Lines in Science


Let's get physics-al! Barats and Bereta Girl: Melissa Russell www.youtube.com Green Guy: Aaron Wise Blue Guy: Aaron Bendele (@ajbend on twitter) Special thanks: Aaron Massey, Helen Marie Schmitz You can check out B&B's other pick-up line vids here: Great Pick-Up Lines in American History www.youtube.com Great Pick-Up Lines in Sports www.youtube.com Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com Subscribe to us on Facebook and Like the heck out of us: www.facebook.com apps.facebook.com


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Mousemate


Bobby Fischer ain't got nothing on us! Some people have been asking us to post the rules to the game in the video, so here they are: HOW TO PLAY: 1. Find a dramatically-lit room in which to play. 2. Set up a chess board incorrectly. 3. Hit yourself over the head with a bat until you've forgotten the rules of both chess and logic. 4. Go to town.


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Air Guitar


Luke went to see his brothers rock Chicago. And they rocked indeed. However, Luke did not rock. Watch Thundergland and Mr. Serious rock here: www.youtube.com Barats and Bereta Like us on the Facebook: www.facebook.com Follow us on the Twitter: twitter.com


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SKITLETS 7 (Genie, Bully, Hell)


What happens when B&B have an idea that isn't meaty enough to warrant an entire sketch? ...A skitlet happens, that's what. Episode Seven: -The Smartest Man In The World -The Wussy Bully -Garrett Punches His Ticket To Hell With apologies to Cyanide & Happiness, who totally did the genie joke before us: explosm.net ...we didn't know before we made the vid, now we do. Special thanks to Andy Mogren Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com Subscribe to us on Facebook and Like the heck out of us: www.facebook.com


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SKITLETS 2 (Teleportation, Punster, Theater)


What happens when B&B have an idea that isn't meaty enough to warrant an entire sketch? ...A skitlet happens, that's what. Episode Two: -The Guys Who Just Discovered Teleportation -Punster McPunstein -The Guy Who Doesn't Understand Theater Traditions Watch Episode One Here: www.youtube.com Our Twitter: twitter.com/baratsandbereta


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Auto Insurance


Luke's real life auto insurance quote came back at 303 dollars a month. Luke got pissed... and put his new webcam to use. (Like all of our stuff, it's scripted.)


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Flag Makeover


Betsy Ross did a good job and all, but...


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SKITLETS 5 (Fired, Bieber, Catcher)


Barats and Bereta What happens when B&B have an idea that isn't meaty enough to warrant an entire sketch? ...A skitlet happens, that's what. NOTE: It's an uncooked hot dog, not his actual genitalia. So no need to keep flagging the vid. (Sorry to wreck the reality of the sketch, y'all.) Episode Five -Bruce Gets Fired -Bieber Brothers -Catcher Makes His Move Special Thanks: Melissa Russell: www.youtube.com Andy Morgan: www.andymogren.com Aaron Wise Watch Episode 1 Here: www.youtube.com Watch Episode 2 Here: www.youtube.com Watch Episode 3 Here: www.youtube.com Watch Episode 4 Here: www.youtube.com And are you on Facebook? So are we. apps.facebook.com And Twitter! www.twitter.com


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Great Pick-Up Lines in the Bible


How Biblical figures got to know women in the Biblical sense. Barats and Bereta Girl: Melissa Russell www.youtube.com A BIG special thanks to our buddy Doug Lief for coming up with the Abraham bit! You can check out B&B's full Pick-Up Lines series here: www.youtube.com Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com Subscribe to us on Facebook and Like the heck out of us: www.facebook.com This week's advice: Follow your dreams and obey your thirst.


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Olympian


What could be better for an infant's GROWTH than some Human GROWTH Hormone? Thanks to Paul and Greg Wildermuth for their help behind the camera. You know what's sweet? Olympian T-Shirts!!! www.cudaapparel.com baratsandbereta.com


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Got Your Number


Some guys are in it for love. But some guys are just in it for the number. Credits Number Boys: Luke Barats and Joe Bereta Walking Girls: Jebbel Arce and Tara Macken No Phone Girl: Melissa Russell Guy on Street: Colin Murphy Girl on Phone: Heather Moxcey Camera: Ben Mallahan and Jon Payne Special Thanks: Johnny Leon


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The Good Word


A slightly shorter cut of our original "Good Word" vid... Good Word T-Shirt! www.cudaapparel.com


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Superhero Dunks


If only Dwight Howard would have watched this video before the dunk contest... tsk tsk Dwight.


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MANtage - BaratsAndBereta


100% All American Man Beef Music: "Big Rock" by Kevin MacLeod Big thanks to Molly and Brett Hendricks...and their stallion.


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A Man And A Dream (Censored w/ Rainbows and Unicorns)


Barats and Bereta The impossible is possible if you believe the impossible is possible. "A Man and A Dream" on sale @ iTunes! itunes.apple.com "Rainbows and Unicorns" is a censored version for those who prefer to look at unicorns instead of slow motion milk vomit. The original, uncensored version can be seen here: www.youtube.com Thanks to everyone who helped out on this video: Music: Jeff Rosick Milk / Cinnamon: Andy Mogren - www.youtube.com Brittany Cope Colin Murphy Aaron Wise Marc Ewins Krista Larson Alex Barbatsis - www.youtube.com Special Thanks: Niko Pueringer John Lange And are you on Facebook? So are we. apps.facebook.com And Twitter! www.twitter.com


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Birthday Video 2: Barats and Bereta Ninja Rap


This is not like a sequel or anything, just a birthday gift to a friend. This Will is the one who does the music that is in some of my vids, so thanks a bunch to him for that :) the effects (well there weren't any real fancy effects...except for the smoke bomb part :D) were done with adobe after effects 6.5. Enjoy!


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Douche Off


Barats and Bereta It's a race to the bottom as two douche-bags battle for douche supremacy. Joe Bereta: Self, Announcer Tom Luke Barats: Self, Announcer Bob Poker Players: Caleb Strine, Todd Hosheit, Adam Tucker Softball Girl: Celina Hernandez Basketball Players: Ben Mallahan, Phil Pierce, Tyler Tupper Audio: Caleb Strine Open Graphics: Tyler Jacobson Special Thanks/Apologies: Joe Vander Weil, Ashley Mannan


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Bible In a Minute


Barats and Bereta Ever wanted to learn everything and yet nothing about the Bible all at the same time? Then this video is for you... Huge thanks to our buddy Tyler Jacobson for whipping up the graphics for us. As requested, here are the lyrics: "BIBLE IN A MINUTE" EARTH MADE, ADAM EVE CAIN KILLS ABEL, HAS TO LEAVE BORING GENEALOGY GREAT FLOOD, OLIVE LEAF TOWER BABEL, ABRAHAM SODOM AND GOMORRAH AND ISAAC, JACOB, JOSEPH, MOSES TEN COMMANDS, PROMISED LAND JUDGES, DAVID, SOLOMON SENT AWAY TO BABYLON JOB, THEN A BUNCH OF PSALMS PROVERBS AND THE SONG OF SONGS MAJOR PROPHETS, LION DEN MINOR PROPHETS, BETHLEHEM GOLD AND MYRRH AND FRANKINCENSE SATAN AND SAMARITAN CHOOSE DISCIPLES, OTHER CHEEK WALK ON WATER, THOUSANDS EAT LAZARUS, FIG TREE LAST SUPPER, GETHSEMANE BLOOD MONEY, THIRD DENIAL PONTIUS PILATE, PUBLIC TRIAL FORTY LASHES, TO THE TREE WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME? THIRD DAY, EMPTY TOMB REAPPEARS, FIVE WOUNDS ACTS OF THE APOSTLES NEXT EPISTLES AND APOCALYPSE


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Robot - Barats and Bereta


"A truly inspirational tale of robot love." A BaratsandBereta.com and Break.com exclusive video. DOWNLOAD VIDEO FROM BARATSANDBERETA.COM The work of Barats and Bereta, not my own. Download Barats and Bereta Desktop Wallpapers at tinyurl.com


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Facebook - Barats and Bereta


"Evidently God attends Chico State." A BaratsandBereta.com and Break.com exclusive video. DOWNLOAD VIDEO FROM BARATSANDBERETA.COM The work of Barats and Bereta, not my own. Download Barats and Bereta Desktop Wallpapers at tinyurl.com


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Barats and Bereta: Aaron Patinio.


One of my favorite Barats and Bereta videos that is harder to find.


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Great Pick-Up Lines in American History


Barats and Bereta "Girl, I couldn't help but notice your historical figure from across the room." Special thanks: Melissa Russell: www.youtube.com Aaron Massey: www.youtube.com Andy Morgan: www.andymogren.com Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com Facebook Like Us: www.facebook.com Note: A lot of folks are pointing out that Alexander Graham Bell was Scottish and/or Canadian. This is true, but he was also a US citizen. We debated whether to include him in the vid or not, but given that the telephone was patented in the US and that so much of Bell's work took place in Boston, we felt it was more than fair to include him as a part of US history. (Besides, we didn't really want to cut that joke out of the script.)


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Mr. Creepy - Barats and Bereta


Music video to a song written by Joe Bereta. The work of Joe Bereta and Rocket Lawn Chair, not my own. Download Barats and Bereta Desktop Wallpapers at tinyurl.com


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Suburbanites


Middle class rappers who don't want their mouths washed out with soap OR Suburbanites: The Office Friendly Remix.


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Barats And Bereta - Their Dark Sides


PLEASE READ DESCRIPTION The works of Barats And Bereta and Jhalkompwdr, not my own I only edited in the laser sound effects Video - www.baratsandbereta.com Music - http


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Cubicle War 2010


Dirk and Brent are four years older but they haven't grown up. Watch the first episode! www.youtube.com Many special thanks to Windward Reports! Check them out at: www.windwardreports.com Barats and Bereta Productions


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Man vs Toddler


Barats and Bereta Who will come out on top?


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Rule Breakers


Rules were made to be broken but we completely annihilate them into oblivion. Also, we are very rich. All music in the video by Drop Off: www.myspace.com Special Thanks Our DP Aaron Massey RULES: www.youtube.com Special thanks to Aaron Wise Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com Subscribe to us on Facebook and Like the heck out of us: www.facebook.com apps.facebook.com


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On the Set with Barats and Bereta


I was on set with Berats and Bereta for their latest sketch. Be sure to subscribe to Berats and Bereta! www.youtube.com Be sure to subscribe to Podunk Pictures! www.youtube.com And follow me on twitter already! Geeez!!! www.twitter.com


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Double Dragon


Do they have any formal martial arts training? NO. But do they have a deeply-rooted obsession with Double Dragon? YES!!! (Note: When dying your karate gi, don't use the cheapest fabric dye available at WalMart. Your reds could come out strikingly pink, and your royal blues might get left a tad on the periwinkle side.) Girl: Heather Moxcey Camera Man: Ben Mallahan


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